date of birth: 21/10/1772
I identified the suspect by his flashing eyes and
Typical signs of a poet.
Forensic analysis of his body fluids disclosed
traces of honeydew and milk of paradise.
Documents seized from his premises indicate
that his supplier is one Khan − Kubla.
Among his associates is an Abyssinian maid.
Also an un-named woman with a demon lover,
known to haunt savage, holy and enchanted places.
May be identified by her habit of wailing.
Suggest liaison with the River Police
to identify the organisation’s runner, Alf.
Suspect to continue to be held for questioning by
the Wildlife Unit
in connection with the deranged old sailor
currently in custody for killing an albatross,
possession of an offensive weapon
and harassment of passers-by.