I’d like to report myself to a member of staff.
I’ve noticed I’ve been acting suspiciously lately.
I want to leave my baggage unattended although
I have been warned it could be destroyed. Often
I fail to mind the gap between me and my country.
I’ve stopped believing the things I’m told on TV
and sometimes catch myself thinking for myself.
I keep reminding people the Daily Mail adored
Hitler in the 1930s. It’s time I turned myself in.
Clearly, I’m a risk to myself and other people.